Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
The best things in life are chocolate.
Intergalactic Peace Through Chocolate!
There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep it sedated with chocolate.
Simply put… everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
Save the Earth! (It’s the only planet with chocolate.)
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.